1.Beer is never late.
2. Beer never changes your mind.
3. Beer does not require equality.
4. You don’t need to become familiar with beer.
5. Beer is inexpensive.
6.When beer foams, it's fresh, not feisty.
7. Beer will never present you as “just an acquaintance.”
8. Beer doesn't give you delirium tremens.
9.Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
10. Beer does not run into the same toilet stall at the same time as another beer.

11.Beer never says no.
12.Beer never talks.
13.Beer doesn't ask stupid questions.
14.Beer never doubts your words.
15.The quality of beer does not depend on how it looks from the outside.
16.When you come to the bar, you can choose any beer.
17.You should not feed and drink beer.
18.Beer doesn't matter when you get home.
19.All beer can ever tell you is when it's time to go to the toilet.
20.When you have a headache, beer will always help.
21. Beer does not follow a diet.
22.Beer doesn’t go crazy once a month.
23. Beer is neither too stupid nor too witty.
24. Beer will not smoke your last cigarette at 12 o'clock at night.
25. A huge beer is a good beer.

25 reasons why beer is so much better better than women:

26. Beer is not interested in your past relationships.
27.You can collect all your old beer bottles and cans in one room and they won’t fight.
28. Beer won’t say: “I can’t tomorrow, I have a date.”
29. You can look at the beer in the store and find out in advance whether it is fresh or not.
30.Beer doesn't mind when you handle it.
31.Beer labels can be removed without a struggle.
32.Beer is not jealous of other beer.
33.You always know that you are the first one to open a beer.
34.Beer never gives you a headache.
35.You can drink beer in public.
36.Beer doesn't need to say "I love you" on a regular basis.
37.Beer always goes down easily.
38.Beer looks the same in the morning.
39.You can enjoy beer for a whole month and at any time.
40.Beer is always wet.
41.Beer doesn’t need to be washed to make it taste good.
42. Beer stains are washed off.
43.You can have more than one beer a night without guilt.
44.Beer never falls asleep on you.
45.Beer doesn’t worry that someone will suddenly come in.
46.You don’t have to promise beer that in the morning you will still respect it.
47. Beer will not start asking: “Who called?” as soon as you hang up.
48. Beer doesn’t ask: “Am I your first?”
49.Beer doesn't play coy.
50. You won’t get herpes or worse from beer.

25 reasons why beer is definitely better than women:

51.You can share beer with friends.
52.Your beer is always patiently waiting for you in the car while you drink another beer.
53.You can calmly walk down the street with a bottle of beer in each hand.
54.You can open the beer and put it on the table - it is waiting for you.
55.You can safely drink one beer.
56.Beer doesn't care where you throw its cap and label.
57.You can change not only bars, but also types of beer daily.
58.Beer won’t be offended that you don’t want beer today.
59. You can’t wash down vodka with beer.
60.Beer never says in the morning, “Sorry, but I have someone else whom I love.”
61.Beer always comes naturally.
62.When you decide to drink beer, other beers do not look at you appraisingly.
63.You can also drink beer during your lunch break.
64.Your friends never mind your choice of beer.
65.You can mix different types of beer.
66. Beer lovers are not judged.
67.You can’t finish your beer.
68.With beer, it won’t turn out that everyone you know drank this beer.
69.Beer is good even without a bottle.
70. There is no such thing as lying beer.
71.Beer doesn't care about your appearance.
72. Beer doesn’t mind that you’re always looking at other beer.
73.No need to wait until the beer is 18 years old.
74. Beer doesn’t care what position you put it in.
75.You can throw beer in the trunk.

25 reasons why beer beats women in all respects:

76. Beer doesn’t make you jealous of your co-workers, saleswomen or school friends.
77. Beer will not lose the keys to your apartment at a night disco.
78.Beer won't spend all your pocket money on its trinkets.
79. Beer does not eat crackers in bed.
80.Beer doesn't lecture you about the mess in your room.
81. Beer will not begin to pepper and salt your part of the scrambled eggs, claiming that “it tastes better this way.”
82.Beer doesn't turn your bathroom into a beauty salon.
83.Beer doesn't go through your wallet unnecessarily.
84. Beer does not require breakfast in bed.
85.Beer doesn't use your razor.
86. Beer doesn’t read your notebooks, phone books, and doesn’t make a scene because of what it reads.
87.Beer doesn't really need a ring.
88. Beer does not require formalizing your relationship.
89. Beer has no mother!
90. Not a single beer will completely ruin your life.
91.Beer doesn’t take up much space in the cupboard.
92.Beer never throws a fit if you smell like another beer when you get home.
93.Beer will not give you a birthday present at your expense.
94.Beer won’t force you to put up wallpaper, give away all your money, and take out the trash.
95. Beer will not call you by someone else’s name at the most crucial moment.
96. Beer doesn’t require you to constantly remember where your keys, mobile, wallet, rags are, finally!
97.With beer, you run the risk of one day finding out that it likes you, but prefers your best friend.
98.Beer won’t say: “Better do some repairs” when you’re going to visit a friend.
99. Beer will not leave you because of a young handsome millionaire.
100.You won't have to pay child support if you change your beer.

And finally the final reason...
101.You can shoot beer.

It is only at first glance that it seems that the question is incorrect, and that beer and women seem to be from different “operas”. They say that they cannot be equalized or compared.

In fact, in beer and women there is one, and the main, feature that unites them: both OBJECTS are designed to give a man pleasure or, if you want, pleasure. From this point of view, the comparison of beer and women is quite appropriate and justified.

Sometimes women are better than beer. But this phenomenon is extremely rare. It often happens that beer is much better than women. Why?

On Monday you can drink Slavyanskoe. On Tuesday – “Zhigulevskoe”. On Wednesday "Bavarian". Moreover, “Slavyanskoe” and “Zhigulevskoe” have no claims to “Bavarian”, and “Bavarian”, in turn, is not jealous of “Slavyansky” and “Zhigulevsky” and does not arrange home scenes.

With beer you can have fun and have fun night, morning, day, evening, night again, and when you get tired of it, it won’t call you every day, claiming its rights to you.

There is no need to give beer as gifts, take it to Egypt and buy a new fur coat.

If you go out with beer, you will spend ten times less than if you go out with a woman. And then, when you return home, beer will not leave you out of the door with one suitcase with which you usually go to the bathhouse.

Beer will never be late for a date and will not make you wait and languish.

A cold beer will warm your soul. What will warm a cold woman?

You can treat your friends to beer and, in turn, treat yourself to it at their place.

You are the only one in the whole world who has opened and enjoyed this beer. And it will always be like this...

You are absolutely not obligated to feed and drink beer.

We can leave a brand of beer that we don’t like or are tired of forever without any explanation or emotional distress.

You can remove all labels from your beer at any time. There would be a desire.

Beer makes you hangover and makes life easier.

Beer never gives you a headache, it's always wet, and it doesn't tend to play the role of touchy-feely.

Beer knows how to listen and never reads morals.

You can drink beer in company, and more than one.

You can buy a whole pack of beer.

The beer looks just as good in the morning as it did the night before.

Beer doesn't have a stern mother.

Beer will never allow itself to call you a “male” and “goat” and will not force you to vacuum your apartment and take out the trash every other day.

You can easily throw away a swollen can of beer, and it will not then demand that you legitimize your relationship and will not drag you through the courts, extracting alimony.

The larger and thicker the shape of the beer, the more attractive and desirable it is.

Beer will not occupy all the cabinets in the hallway, bedroom and even in your office and will not send you to buy potatoes, bread and milk.

Beer will not nag you for the leaking faucet in the kitchen and will not reproach you in a sarcastic tone for lying on the sofa.

Beer won't give you the gonorrhea or anything worse.

Beer won't drag you to the mall for half a day of shopping.

Beer will not have “seven Fridays a week” and a lousy mood due to the onset of menstruation.

And beer never says “no”, is not afraid to get dirty and, most importantly, does not wear a bra...

The foamy drink is incredibly popular among both men and women. However, no one will argue with the fact that men drink beer much more willingly. Manufacturing companies could not help but pay attention to this fact.

After special research, it was found that women's taste buds are structured differently from men's. After such a discovery, it was not at all difficult to come to an interesting conclusion - not all types of beer that men like can appeal to women.

Companies producing foamy drinks could not ignore their potential customers. This is how a special women's beer appeared.

A striking example of such a foamy drink is.

Existing Features

There are several aspects that should be touched upon when talking about a foamy drink created for representatives of the beautiful part of humanity.

1. Lightness.

Of course, heavy dark beers, which are often preferred by men, are not suitable for women.

2. Softness.

This quality should be present not only in the taste, but also in the aroma of the foamy drink.

3. Saturation.

The taste of the ideal beer produced for women should not only be light and soft, but also rich.

4. Balanced strength.

We should not forget that a foamy drink remains alcohol. They drink it, among other things, to get drunk and relax. Thus, it must contain enough degrees for such a state to occur after consuming 1-2 bottles.

A real women's beer must have a combination of all the qualities listed above. Moreover, there are several beer brands that already today fully comply with all these parameters.

Eve

Women's beer Eve is very popular in our country. This suggests that its manufacturer, Carlsberg Group, has understood how to find the very balance that lovely ladies will like.

Eve is a light fruity beer with an alcohol content of 3.1 degrees. Several varieties are available. Each woman can choose what she likes best: peach, passion fruit or grapefruit. The fruity taste of this drink comes from the concentrated juice included in its composition.

When developing their product, Carlsberg Group marketers were well aware that everything should be not only tasty, but also beautiful. That is why the famous German studio Feldmann + Schultchen was involved in working on the design of the Eve bottle.

Redd's

Redd's is a sweet beer drink. It cannot be called real beer, since it does not contain hops. Considering that its production is aimed at women, it is necessary to note a fairly high strength of 4.5 degrees.

Currently, its manufacturer, Efes Rus, produces three varieties of Redd’s. You can try this beer drink with cherry, blackcurrant and apple flavors. It should be noted that all these variations are created with the help of flavorings.

Redd's doesn't really resemble real beer. Nevertheless, tasting it will undoubtedly give you many pleasant and sweet moments.

Karmi

Karmi is produced by the Polish alcohol company of the same name. It was originally aimed at women. This foamy drink is quite popular in European countries.

Karmi is a dark and light beer with a strength of 5 degrees. His distinctive feature is an amazing lightness that lovely ladies really like.

Currently, you can purchase several types of it. Karmi comes in raspberry, caramel, cherry and mango flavours. As you can see, the taste palette is diverse enough for every lady to make her own choice.

Karla

Karla (Karla) is produced by Karlsberg. All women should pay close attention to him. This brand is positioned in Europe as a healthy drink that you can drink without fear for your own figure and a sober assessment of the surrounding reality.

The strength of Karla beer is quite low. It is 1 degree. In addition, natural fruit juice is used in its production. Currently, two varieties are produced.

Karla Well-Be is a beer for health. The manufacturer officially states that it helps lower blood cholesterol levels. In addition, it contains a fairly large amount of vitamins.

Karla Balance should be relaxing and calming. They try to achieve this effect by adding herbal tincture and lemon balm to it.

Charlie

Charli (Charlie) is produced by Heineken. This product is aimed exclusively at a female audience. To understand this, just one fleeting glance at the elegant and feminine shape of the bottle is enough.

Charli is something between and beer. The strength of this alcohol is 5 degrees. The drink has a fresh and light taste. Tasting it will give ladies real pleasure.

An interesting marketing ploy was specially developed by Heineken to promote its new product. A special “glamorous” tap was developed, which should be installed in bars and attract a lot of attention from the target audience.

British brewing company BrewDog has released a beer with the label “For Girls”. So the brewery wanted to draw attention to the problem of unequal pay for women and men. However, the brewers did not take into account that releasing products labeled “For women” in Lately very dangerous for the image.

Scottish brewing company BrewDog is one of the flagships of brewing in Britain. Over the 11 years of its existence, the company has repeatedly attracted attention with crazy actions: they prepared beer at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, came to the opening of a pub in a tank and tried to make the strongest beer in the world.

But it seems that over the years, BrewDog advertisers have become poor in memory, because otherwise they would have taken into account the experience of the Doritos company, whose chips are not crispy for women on the part of the women themselves. BrewDog did not take into account that customers would see sexism in their advertising idea, so now lovers and especially lovers of craft beer are waiting for a new opening of the brewery - women's beer.

The company announced the beer in a bottle with a pink label on its Twitter page. The ironic post that accompanied a photo of the new beer was intended by BrewDog to ridicule and combat stereotypes about women.

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