For you today I am writing a poem of love -
The adrenaline of love floats in the blood!
You know, I really want to hug you now!
On a warm day, we'll go for a walk hand in hand!

If evil gets in the way, we'll get around it,
Let's cross rivers and seas,
Let's run away from misfortunes into the air,
Because fortunately we are in a hurry!

Are you laughing or are you sad?
For me, you are always the best.
And then, when you just remain silent,
Of all the speakers, my dear, you are the coolest.

And your look tells me without words,
In him I see only a confession of love.
Without you there are no other dreams of mine,
You are both my happiness and creation.

I wanted to hug you
But only my words reached
Kiss me hard and hard
But it is not easy to reach the goal.
I wanted to write poetry
So that they touch the soul -
Yes, apparently I got up on the wrong foot -
The rhyme barely fits,
But I’ll just tell you:
I love you, that's what it's all about!
And I suffer, and I treasure,
At least a little tired.

There is a thin shard of ice in the heart -
The sun in the sky can't help
You were frozen in this life then
And I can’t control myself.

They say: “Forget and forgive...”
But you don’t listen to anyone again.
You're from the past - just go away
And your soul will feel at ease again!

Your music is with you
She can work miracles -
You will find peace in the world,
And your eyes will open wider!

Look around - birds are flying in the sky,
Somewhere nearby - love is waiting for you.
The strings of the soul will ring again,
And you'll take off again.

I will make you laugh until you cry,
And I’ll surprise you again with poetry.
You are like Kai, your soul is frozen,
I, like Gerda, will melt her!

The gloomy evening will end
And the dark night will knock
Well, she's still like a fool:
Crazy and in love.

Everyone fell asleep, it's time to sleep,
But she still doesn’t want to.
Sits alone by the window
Until the very morning...

And every day she suffers
And he doesn’t find a place for himself.
She's waiting for HIM
And life passes by.

Everything is gray, black and white,
And, it seems, I should take paints...
Yes, without him, I’m sure
You can't draw fairy tales!

Just one month, a little after all,
And for her longer than eternity!
Now I wish I could look him in the eyes -
Relatives to infinity...

He kisses his photo and holds him close
And the tears will quietly fall,
No matter what thunderstorms
She's still waiting for him...

My heart yearns for the light
This has never happened before.
You conquer with your march to peace,
Which is celebrated where we create.

Respect follows this feeling
And pride in your stately, brave character.
Not a bit of doubt in my soul,
I'm following you - my path is so right!

It's so sweet in my heart
A ringing, bright trembling, singing.
Love you! And only the trembling of a candle
My message shows excitement.

My soul is tormented by you!
Why all this torment and suffering?
Isn't it better for me to live completely alone?
So that memories don't bother me.

How it hurts me that you are not around,
How scared I am to fall asleep alone in bed.
And I, still loving you,
I keep waiting and remembering the hugs.

Which I didn't want to accept
When you were tormented by your love.
And I didn’t want to wait for you so much,
But I wait, still not getting enough of you!

The two of me are not on the same path with fun,
I'm burning myself alone.
And I remember you didn’t let me pass -
Not a step without you, protecting me.

Now there is no guardianship over me,
I am free, like a bird in the sky.
I could walk everywhere, my soul revived -
But I just don’t feel like singing songs!

Come back to me, beloved one,
I am quietly dying from suffering.
And outside the window white snow is swirling,
My sorrows, sweeping away with a haze...

My beloved friend,
I'm only waiting for you
And I want to live like this for you.
What only you want
Your only dreams
I will make it a reality, loving.
My best assistant
In trouble and in fate,
Well, where are you going?
In which land?!
What are you dreaming about?
In the dead of night?
I hope you come back
To help the heart.

I'm looking for your reflection, I'm in everything,
In the fallen leaves, spread out like a carpet.
In the bright blue expanse, in the rays at dawn,
And you don’t even know how dear you are to me.
My beloved, desired, look around, look,
I follow your steps in shadow.
With the light tread of the wind I follow on the heels,
I will give my soul and heart only to you.

I'll be an angel when I die
I will rise high to the sky,
I'll stop breathing, I'll leave,
I'll go somewhere very far.

Perhaps then you will remember me
And a tear will fall from your eyes,
You will cry quietly in silence
And there will be a whole world for the two of us.

But it will be too late to cry and suffer
I will no longer be, I am an angel.
Now you will dream about me,
But I'm not there! I died! I am not yours!

I will become an angel when I die
And I will live in blue skies.
I'll be a little snowflake in a snowstorm,
I will be a pure tear in your eyes!

When you're near there's excitement and trembling
And like a wave in my chest, feelings rage,
Someday you will understand everything
Love is a great art.

I love you and that says it all
No frills and no praise
And it has not yet been proven to science
What do you mean to me!

Many guys really value a good sense of humor in their girls, because otherwise who will laugh at their jokes? :) If you want to please your loved one by sending him funny sms, then this section will help you with this!

Here you will find comic, funny and funny sms for your beloved guy written in poetry and prose.

“Today I put...”
Today I counted 3000 kisses, 2000 dreams and 1000 sweet thoughts in your heart. And when you miss me, take them off your account.

"Just a moment alone..."
Just a moment alone, just when you smile at me, just feeling your gaze on me - there is no greater HAPPINESS on earth!!!

"We've done this so many times before..."
You and I have already done this so many times, and I wanted you many times, but the TRUTH,
I have never wanted you as much as I want you now... HUG!!!

"I want..."
I want you to be my teddy bear that I can take to bed with me every night.

“How many drops are there in the blue sea...”
How many drops are in the blue sea, how much dust is on the ground - I send you so many tender kisses!

"Attention!"
Attention - this letter was sent from another galaxy to the most beautiful and good man. One has been found. Mission complete!

“It’s impossible to understand you”
It is impossible to understand you, it is impossible to forget you, it is very difficult to love you, because you are so abnormal...

“We haven’t known each other for very long.”
We haven’t known each other for that long, but I managed to get to know you, and I can’t exchange your lips, eyes and smile for anything!

“The doctor forbade me from SWEET!!!”
Don't look for me, don't call, don't send SMS, I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to see you, I don't want to hear you, because the doctor forbade me SWEET!!!

“I would give the sun...”
I would give you the sun - it is high, I would give you a heart - it is deep, I would give you happiness - you can’t get it, I give you an SMS, please don’t wash it!

“Do you want to be close to me?”
If you want to be with me, come, I will be glad!!!

“The noise stops and the lights go out”
The noise stops and the light goes out, the patterns on the glass sparkle. And I have no better joy than just thinking about you.

"Don't be naughty"
Don't be naughty and don't spoil. And you deserve a kiss!

“I want to offer you a trip”
I want to offer you a trip:
The direction is the stars, the driver is love, the transport is the heart, the passengers are you and me, the tickets are irrevocable.
So how?

"My air!"
I want you to know this - you are very important to me. I can’t live without you even for 30 seconds, when you’re missing, I’m just suffocating... I love you, my AIR!

"If you don't want..."
If you don't want to be with me, just say so. But there is no need to hide everything and live in a lie!

"You're fickle, I know it!"
You're fickle, I know! But now I realized that it is better to doubt that you love me than to be sure that you don’t.

"I asked God..."
I asked God for water, he gave me the sea.
I asked God for grass, he gave me a field.
I asked God for an angel, he gave me you.

"You are beautiful..."
You are beautiful, but there are many beautiful ones, but you are romantic, which is very rare!

“You are the best in this world!”
One two three four!
You are the best in this world!
Five, six, seven, eight!
Let's cast aside all doubts!
Nine ten!
I will declare that I only love you!

"Amur"
Cupid pierced me with an arrow, I feel very good with you!

"Love..."
Love is a bright creature, but loves a dark corner!

"We girls..."
We girls are like telephones. We love having people take us everywhere and talk to us, but if you press the wrong button you'll get disconnected!

“I flutter like a moth...”
I flutter like a moth
And I almost crashed
And all because of you, freak,
After all, I fell in love with you.

"What is happiness?"
What is happiness? This is when dreams come true, and bad weather passes by, and you know that there is you in the world.

“Forgive me...”
Forgive me for everything that happened, forgive me for not loving you. I just didn’t understand then - you loved me, but I didn’t know...

"Blue skies..."
Blue, blue, blue skies, why do your eyes close when you kiss?

“Are you going to fall in love right away?”
Will you immediately fall in love with me or should I explain it to you again?

“As much as possible, dad...”
From night singing
Patience has run out
As much as possible, dad,
We can't sleep from snoring!

Glasses cracked
The cricket behind the stove died,
Have pity on your mother
We ask sincerely!

“Take me quickly!”
Take me quickly
Take me over 100 seas,
You will get 10 years
I'm not 18!!

“I always want this!”
I'll tell you, I won't keep silent:
I always want this.
I want to be in the field, even on the road,
I want it either in the tundra or in a den.
I want it everywhere and wherever I have to.
Let the sun shine, let the rain pour.
I want when to go to bed
And in the morning, before getting up.
On the nightstand and on the sofa,
Squatting and upside down,
On land, in the air, in water.
I want to go to Moscow and Kostroma.
Both in the cold and in the summer heat.
I always want to... chat with you!!!

"My dear..."
My dear...
If you suddenly start to get bored, dial the number
+7......, and press the green button, a girl who misses you madly will answer you at the other end of the phone!

"Heartbeat"
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_ is the beating of my heart when you are near.
--------------------- - and this is his beating in your absence.

“Well, you’re right!”
What, do you think that you are the best?
That you have no equal? That you are the meaning of my life?
Well, you’re right – I’m crazy about you!

"Cute..."
Honey, I really want to read something nice from you. Maybe you will still think of sending an SMS?

"If only you..."
If only you touched my heart with your lips, you would feel not only the taste of my body, but also the love and tenderness with which I treat you!

“But still beautiful!”
Your ears are locators, stuck to your muzzle, your teeth are like chess, wobbly in your mouth, although you are a little crooked, you are still beautiful!

"You are the only one for me"
You are alone for me, like a pancake in a plate, like a cracker in your hand, like your nose in flour, white like a toilet, bald like Fantomas, green like a crocodile - you... conquered me!

"When I was little..."
When I was little, I was told that there is nothing sweeter in the world than honey, but now I know that your kisses are sweeter than honey...

"Couple"
Although we are both not gifts, we are a great couple together.

“I love you and miss you”
I love you and miss you
I don't notice the other guys.
I only need you, my love, -
I'll be happy with you!!!

“If I were destined in life...”
If I were destined to fall in love twice in my life, then the first time I would love you. If it turned out to be a mistake, then the second time I would love my mistake.

“They tore off the bear’s paw...”
They tore off the bear's paw so that he wouldn't touch the girls, because the bear is very sexually interested.

"Dream about me today"
Dream about me today, please - I miss you so much. But just dream not out of pity, but as if by accident...

"I think of you..."
I think about you 61 seconds a minute, 25 hours a day, I'm already lost in time!

"I feel bad without you!"
I’m sitting near the sea, there’s water around me, I’m writing four words: I feel bad without YOU!

“I’ll make friends with the tanker...”
Do you sleep soundly in the morning,
Ears can't hear the scream
I'll make friends with the tanker,
I'll wake you up with a cannon!

"Darling..."
Beloved, there weren’t, there aren’t and there shouldn’t be people like you!

“Soaring high from love”
Soaring high out of love, I’m not afraid to crash, I’m afraid to lose sight of you... And having lost you, I’ll forget myself...

"My dear, dear boy"
My dear, dear boy, I have been wanting to say this for so long that my love cannot be described in any huge book.

"There are two infinite things in the world"
There are two infinite things in the world: the universe and my love for you....
Although... I'm not sure about the universe...

"If you can guess"
If you can guess
If you can understand
Then love will come at once,
Well, come on, I'm waiting, infection.

"Cute!"
Cute! You awakened a volcano of passion in me, a flower of love has sprouted in it, when you eat it, be careful not to choke.

“My thoughts are in complete confusion”
My thoughts are in complete confusion, and I can’t come to my senses, my head has been spinning since I met you!

"My love for you is like home"
My love for you is like a house, without windows, without doors. But without you everything is upside down in it, move into it quickly!

In the modern technological world, romance is beginning to disappear somewhere. Perhaps it is simply changing, but... Remember the last time you read or sent pleasant funny poems to your loved one. It's probably hard to remember. Is this a new fashion trend, or has romance lost its former charm? On these pages we have tried to collect the most pleasant funny poems for your beloved guy for free, so that you can express your feelings to your loved ones and add romance to your relationship.

Lift your butt off the sofa,
Wake up from the TV
And show your wife Europe,
Just pretend for a week

What delicious things can you cook?
Wash and iron all day long
Don't drink wine, don't swear,
Use a broom to drive away melancholy and laziness.

I love you madly
And big to the point of hysteria.
You, my beloved, without a doubt,
An unrecognized hero.

Why I love you so much - I don’t know!
Probably for coffee in the morning.
Or for the help I get around the house,
Or for dinners and chic evenings...

Come on, why waste time on trifles!
I love you for your tenderness, simplicity,
Because you were able to be born like this,
For our feelings, holy beauty!

I love you to tears
I adore you day and night,
Our meeting is not accidental,
Like one big secret

Like a huge planet
On which there is a lot of light,
Like flowers from a big meadow
We're crazy about each other

Like heaven and earth
We can't help but love
A year, ten years and two hundred
We will live with you together.

Never without each other!
Together, close, forever!

In the morning – coffee in bed (not in a mug)

I'll bring it to you, dear.

You deserve it! He left us with his girlfriend,

And he ran to a beer bar. That's it!

There, of course, with friends, got drunk

So that you can shout “guard”.

He did not apologize for his actions.

He simply, brazenly, came and fell asleep!

Turned away. What dreams

Will you see, pressed against the wall?

Let your coffee cool down until spring

I'll pour it on your knees!

On a date, wearing different socks,

You came because you were in a hurry.

He gave me a bouquet of scarlet roses. Oh, in flowers...

Did you spill all your desicion in them?!

It also happened in a hurry, apparently.

But the beauty remained in the flowers.

You can't hide how ashamed you are.

Don't be sad! Stop doing that! Nonsense!

You came. I'm so glad about that!

Unusual rose aroma.

I’ll hug a bouquet like you,

Remembering your loving gaze...

Come again if you want

In these super cool socks!

I'll still be waiting for you,

Remember the “bashful” flowers!

Do you want your soul inside out?
Will I put it in front of you?
The gypsy told me a fortune,
What I'll tell you.

We will be together with you
Many winters, and many years.
You are the groom and I am the bride.
There is no better couple in the world!

We'll go to the sanatorium
Like a solid family.
It's no use, dear, to argue!
I'm still only yours!

I called you to the registry office yesterday.

You got scared and ran to your mom.

Did marriage really scare you?

Are you afraid of stamps? Very, very sorry!

I won’t leave you alone that easily!

Believe me, I will achieve your “marriage”!

You will become my husband without deception.

Come on, show up, quickly!

Like in the song... I'm tired of waiting for you!

Her, like a serenade, under the window...

I'll sing for you. I'm already sick of it

Sing alone. Let's sing together!

I'll give anything for this feeling of a wall,
When a true man is always with me,
I will surround you with my love, my beloved,
And I will become the sun, the sky, the stars, the moon!

So that my beloved, unforgettable man,
I felt how I became fire in his destiny,
Which will not burn for a moment, but will only warm,
It will illuminate everything that it can for you alone!

Among many men
There is one - and it's you.
I'll find a million reasons
To talk about it.

After all, not only in children's fairy tales
Suddenly dreams come true
In life too - you and I
We met this summer.

You are no longer a little boy
You act like a grown man.
And you are good in all your endeavors,
And there is a reason to love you.

I love you deeply and passionately
And I don’t want to live without you.
It was probably not by chance that we met.
Darling, I adore you!

How bright the day was when we met.
When you smiled tenderly at me.
When the branches spread above us,
Like in a fairy-tale beautiful good dream.

You have already become closer than anyone.
You will console, calm and understand.
Thank you for everything, my beloved.
I know you will never leave.

There is life force in your eyes,
Even though gray hair touched my temples.
Beloved, gentle, dear and sweet,
My whole life belongs to you.

And how many trials we have faced,
No one can count them anymore,
But I love you, you are the best!
You protect goodness, LOVE and HONOR.

Who is so dear to me, you know...
Healer of all my worries.
You will always hug, caress,
My path among the roads.

I don't wish for any other happiness
The one I need is there now.
Even with your back you will recognize
All the warmth of your beloved eyes!

You are so perfect
There's nothing else I can say
You started love in me
I want to hug you so quickly!

My dear, dear, beloved,
Hand in hand we will walk our path
You are so caring, gentle and so beautiful
We will find happiness together with you.

You are always by my side
And now I'm not alone.
You are with me body and soul,
And I am forever yours!
You will come with the sun
And you will leave with the moon.
Through the wind you will call me,
You will enjoy my love.
And then you will leave like a stream -
You will melt with the ice in the spring.
I will love you hot
When will you come back to my house again?

You are my brightest light!
And I will often repeat,
Even if there are gifts waiting for me,
I will only open you!

Your mysterious power
I'm even more attracted...
I'll be there, you hear, darling,
Like an astronomer with a telescope!

Like the morning cool in summer,
In winter - to the house, to the hearth,
Like a juicy joyful delight,
I’m coming to you, my beloved.

I catch your words and glances,
Smile, laughter, lip movements.
And how much fiery joy
In the touch of strong hands!

The leaves are rustling, the birch is silent,
And the bird soars in the sky.
I don’t wipe away my tears of happiness.
And the heart beats joyfully.

Girls want young people to constantly think about them, especially during romantic relationships. Even among the everyday hustle and bustle and daily hassle at work and school, you can please a guy funny rhyme, which will definitely make you think about your soul mate, distract you from your work for a few minutes and bring a smile to your face. In addition, such a poem can be a good first step in creating a relationship, because you can hint about your sympathy so subtly and with humor, which may well turn out to be mutual. You always need to find a few minutes for a loved one, and even if such a poem only brings a smile, it will mean a lot, because it was sent precisely with the goal of distracting and cheering up.

I really need a man.
Not big, pocket-sized.
Let there be gray hair on your bald spot,
Let the suit be tattered.
He may not be handsome, he may not be young,
Cute and homey.
So that he loves heat and cold,
I loved yesterday's borscht.
Let him drink a little
Sometimes, for a holiday.
To be serious in life,
And with me is a prankster.
Fishing, football,
I would let you go to the bathhouse,
Lost in three pines?
I would look for him!
But then I went into the house - and he
He greets you joyfully.
I drove in a nail, removed the balcony,
He treats you to soup.
And a cozy roll
He sleeps in the bed next to him.
I won't care at all
Under male supervision!
I would love him so much
Why would I be afraid to blow!
...And stop the horse -
For me it’s a piece of cake!

He took off his shoes and became shorter,
He took off his coat and became thinner.
Without a suit - the gloss is thinner,
Without glasses, you look dumber.
I took off my hat and my baldness came out,
Without gloves - hands - hooks.
Without a vest - the chest is narrower,
I took my teeth out - worse sounds
Without a briefcase - a simpler view,
Without a mobile phone you are like a beggar.
He took off his T-shirt - he’s completely skinny,
He shaved his mustache - such a nose!
I looked and laughed!
How important is care of things!
All he had to do was take off his panties -
And there will be no man!

Two women's legs were dangling,
We have seen many men
But we easily forgot everyone,
But I remember only one.
Yes, I remember only one
He visited us in the evenings.
We were thrilled when he came in...
But this is between us...

Be my husband
I'll cook you dinner
I'll iron the shirts
I'll empty out my pockets,
I'll purr in your ear,
Lying on the pillow
I'm depraved when it comes to sex
Faithful sheep
Only tomorrow we will go
choose a ring.
I'll go with my friends
Have a glass of beer
I'll meet you in the middle of the night,
In a playful pose.
I promise
Mountains of gold to you,
We'll have a wedding
Very, very soon.
Only a woman, she
Thoughtful creature
Before marriage I promised
Then I changed my mind...

Feed your woman before sex
Why drag a hungry woman to bed?
Crab, meatballs, steak,
If only she got tired of biting.
Get the woman drunk before this
Vodka, moonshine, wine,
There is a big answer for her now
You are in this world and in the next.
Lay the woman down on the bed
Tuck the blankets into the shaft,
And lock your cell tighter,
So that no one interferes in any way.
And when she falls asleep, joy,
Butterfly flying towards the light
Here the last barrier will fall -
Feel free to go online.