Many guys really value a good sense of humor in their girls, because otherwise who will laugh at their jokes? :) If you want to please your loved one by sending him funny sms, then this section will help you with this!

Here you will find comic, funny and funny sms for your beloved guy written in poetry and prose.

“Today I put...”
Today I counted 3000 kisses, 2000 dreams and 1000 sweet thoughts in your heart. And when you miss me, take them off your account.

"Just a moment alone..."
Just a moment alone, just when you smile at me, just feeling your gaze on me - there is no greater HAPPINESS on earth!!!

"We've done this so many times before..."
You and I have already done this so many times, and I wanted you many times, but the TRUTH,
I have never wanted you as much as I want you now... HUG!!!

"I want..."
I want you to be my teddy bear that I can take to bed with me every night.

“How many drops are there in the blue sea...”
How many drops are in the blue sea, how much dust is on the ground - I send you so many tender kisses!

"Attention!"
Attention - this letter was sent from another galaxy to the most beautiful and good man. One has been found. Mission complete!

“It’s impossible to understand you”
It is impossible to understand you, it is impossible to forget you, it is very difficult to love you, because you are so abnormal...

“We haven’t known each other for very long.”
We haven’t known each other for that long, but I managed to get to know you, and I can’t exchange your lips, eyes and smile for anything!

“The doctor forbade me from SWEET!!!”
Don't look for me, don't call, don't send SMS, I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to see you, I don't want to hear you, because the doctor forbade me SWEET!!!

“I would give the sun...”
I would give you the sun - it is high, I would give you a heart - it is deep, I would give you happiness - you can’t get it, I give you an SMS, please don’t wash it!

“Do you want to be close to me?”
If you want to be with me, come, I will be glad!!!

“The noise stops and the lights go out”
The noise stops and the light goes out, the patterns on the glass sparkle. And I have no better joy than just thinking about you.

"Don't be naughty"
Don't be naughty and don't spoil. And you deserve a kiss!

“I want to offer you a trip”
I want to offer you a trip:
The direction is the stars, the driver is love, the transport is the heart, the passengers are you and me, the tickets are irrevocable.
So how?

"My air!"
I want you to know this - you are very important to me. I can’t live without you even for 30 seconds, when you’re missing, I’m just suffocating... I love you, my AIR!

"If you don't want..."
If you don't want to be with me, just say so. But there is no need to hide everything and live in a lie!

"You're fickle, I know it!"
You're fickle, I know! But now I realized that it is better to doubt that you love me than to be sure that you don’t.

"I asked God..."
I asked God for water, he gave me the sea.
I asked God for grass, he gave me a field.
I asked God for an angel, he gave me you.

"You are beautiful..."
You are beautiful, but there are many beautiful ones, but you are romantic, which is very rare!

“You are the best in this world!”
One two three four!
You are the best in this world!
Five, six, seven, eight!
Let's cast aside all doubts!
Nine ten!
I will declare that I only love you!

"Amur"
Cupid pierced me with an arrow, I feel very good with you!

"Love..."
Love is a bright creature, but loves a dark corner!

"We girls..."
We girls are like telephones. We love having people take us everywhere and talk to us, but if you press the wrong button you'll get disconnected!

“I flutter like a moth...”
I flutter like a moth
And I almost crashed
And all because of you, freak,
After all, I fell in love with you.

"What is happiness?"
What is happiness? This is when dreams come true, and bad weather passes by, and you know that there is you in the world.

“Forgive me...”
Forgive me for everything that happened, forgive me for not loving you. I just didn’t understand then - you loved me, but I didn’t know...

"Blue skies..."
Blue, blue, blue skies, why do your eyes close when you kiss?

“Are you going to fall in love right away?”
Will you immediately fall in love with me or should I explain it to you again?

“As much as possible, dad...”
From night singing
Patience has run out
As much as possible, dad,
We can't sleep from snoring!

Glasses cracked
The cricket behind the stove died,
Have pity on your mother
We ask sincerely!

“Take me quickly!”
Take me quickly
Take me over 100 seas,
You will get 10 years
I'm not 18!!

“I always want this!”
I'll tell you, I won't keep silent:
I always want this.
I want to be in the field, even on the road,
I want it either in the tundra or in a den.
I want it everywhere and wherever I have to.
Let the sun shine, let the rain pour.
I want when to go to bed
And in the morning, before getting up.
On the nightstand and on the sofa,
Squatting and upside down,
On land, in the air, in water.
I want to go to Moscow and Kostroma.
Both in the cold and in the summer heat.
I always want to... chat with you!!!

"My dear..."
My dear...
If you suddenly start to get bored, dial the number
+7......, and press the green button, a girl who misses you madly will answer you at the other end of the phone!

"Heartbeat"
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_ is the beating of my heart when you are near.
--------------------- - and this is his beating in your absence.

“Well, you’re right!”
What, do you think that you are the best?
That you have no equal? That you are the meaning of my life?
Well, you’re right – I’m crazy about you!

"Cute..."
Honey, I really want to read something nice from you. Maybe you will still think of sending an SMS?

"If only you..."
If only you touched my heart with your lips, you would feel not only the taste of my body, but also the love and tenderness with which I treat you!

“But still beautiful!”
Your ears are locators, stuck to your muzzle, your teeth are like chess, wobbly in your mouth, although you are a little crooked, you are still beautiful!

"You are the only one for me"
You are alone for me, like a pancake in a plate, like a cracker in your hand, like your nose in flour, white like a toilet bowl, bald like Fantomas, green like a crocodile - you... conquered me!

"When I was little..."
When I was little, they told me that there is nothing sweeter in the world than honey, but now I know that your kisses are sweeter than honey...

"Couple"
Although we are both not gifts, we are a great couple together.

“I love you and miss you”
I love you and miss you
I don't notice the other guys.
I only need you, my love, -
I'll be happy with you!!!

“If I were destined in life...”
If I were destined to fall in love twice in my life, then the first time I would love you. If it turned out to be a mistake, then the second time I would love my mistake.

“They tore off the bear’s paw...”
They tore off the bear's paw so that he wouldn't paw the girls, because the bear is very sexually interested.

"Dream about me today"
Dream about me today, please - I miss you so much. But just dream not out of pity, but as if by accident...

"I think of you..."
I think about you 61 seconds a minute, 25 hours a day, I'm already lost in time!

"I feel bad without you!"
I’m sitting near the sea, there’s water around me, I’m writing four words: I feel bad without YOU!

“I’ll make friends with the tanker...”
Do you sleep soundly in the morning,
Ears can't hear the scream
I'll make friends with the tanker,
I'll wake you up with a cannon!

"Darling..."
Beloved, there weren’t, there aren’t and there shouldn’t be people like you!

“Soaring high from love”
Soaring high out of love, I’m not afraid to crash, I’m afraid to lose sight of you... And having lost you, I’ll forget myself...

"My dear, dear boy"
My dear, dear boy, I have been wanting to say this for so long that my love cannot be described in any huge book.

"There are two infinite things in the world"
There are two infinite things in the world: the universe and my love for you....
Although... I'm not sure about the universe...

"If you can guess"
If you can guess
If you can understand
Then love will come at once,
Well, come on, I'm waiting, infection.

"Cute!"
Cute! You awakened a volcano of passion in me, a flower of love has sprouted in it, when you eat it, be careful not to choke.

“My thoughts are in complete confusion”
My thoughts are in complete confusion, and I can’t come to my senses, my head has been spinning since I met you!

"My love for you is like home"
My love for you is like a house, without windows, without doors. But without you everything is upside down in it, move into it quickly!

I'll give anything for this feeling of a wall,
When a true man is always with me,
I will surround you with my love, my beloved,
And I will become the sun, the sky, the stars, the moon!

So that my beloved, unforgettable man,
I felt how I became fire in his destiny,
Which will not burn for a moment, but will only warm,
It will illuminate everything that it can for you alone!

Among many men
There is one - and it's you.
I'll find a million reasons
To talk about it.

After all, not only in children's fairy tales
Suddenly dreams come true
In life too - you and I
We met this summer.

You are no longer a little boy
You act like a grown man.
And you are good in all your endeavors,
And there is a reason to love you.

I love you deeply and passionately
And I don’t want to live without you.
It was probably not by chance that we met.
Darling, I adore you!

How bright the day was when we met.
When you smiled tenderly at me.
When the branches spread above us,
Like in a fairy-tale beautiful good dream.

You have already become closer than anyone.
You will console, calm and understand.
Thank you for everything, my beloved.
I know you will never leave.

There is life force in your eyes,
Even though gray hair touched my temples.
Beloved, gentle, dear and sweet,
My whole life belongs to you.

And how many trials we have faced,
No one can count them anymore,
But I love you, you are the best!
You protect goodness, LOVE and HONOR.

Who is so dear to me, you know...
Healer of all my worries.
You will always hug, caress,
My path among the roads.

I don't wish for any other happiness
The one I need is there now.
Even with your back you will recognize
All the warmth of your beloved eyes!

You are so perfect
There's nothing else I can say
You started love in me
I want to hug you so quickly!

My dear, dear, beloved,
Hand in hand we will walk our path
You are so caring, gentle and so beautiful
We will find happiness together with you.

You are always by my side
And now I'm not alone.
You are with me body and soul,
And I am forever yours!
You will come with the sun
And you will leave with the moon.
Through the wind you will call me,
You will enjoy my love.
And then you will leave like a stream -
You will melt with the ice in the spring.
I will love you hot
When will you come back to my house again?

You are my brightest light!
And I will often repeat,
Even if there are gifts waiting for me,
I'll just open you up!

Your mysterious power
I'm even more attracted...
I'll be there, you hear, darling,
Like an astronomer with a telescope!

Like the morning cool in summer,
In winter - to the house, to the hearth,
Like a juicy joyful delight,
I’m coming to you, my beloved.

I catch your words and glances,
Smile, laugh, lip movements.
And how much fiery joy
In the touch of strong hands!

The leaves are rustling, the birch is silent,
And the bird soars in the sky.
I don’t wipe away my tears of happiness.
And the heart beats joyfully.

Cool messages to your loved one at any time of the day are a reason to formulate your tremulous feelings for your soulmate; you can choose words so that he can be convinced of how strong your love for him is, how dear he is to you. Cool phrases for your loved one, short poems will certainly help you with this. SMS will be able to tell your loved one that you miss him, how you are looking forward to him. Don’t be shy and send cool SMS messages - this step will not leave your loved one unattended. Cool sms, which are written with great love and originality, will definitely be an unexpected surprise for your loved one, they are full of originality and unique. You are provided with short, funny messages in prose and verse that will bring a lot of positive emotions and unforgettable impressions to your beloved men!

Funny erotic SMS to your beloved

I’ll kiss your ear and lick your neck with my tongue. I will caress your chest and lower my hand. Then your horse will rise, I will sit on top and we will gallop, through the valleys and over the hills for happiness and good luck!

I kiss you on your nose, on your cheek, on your ear, on your shoulder and belly, on your eye and on your leg... Oh, I drooled a little.

Cool SMS poems for beloved

You are my beloved ray of light. Even sweeter than candy. Softer than velvet and plush. I really need you in my life!

Erotic funny SMS for your beloved man

I'll tie your hands, I'll tie your feet. But first, I’ll strip naked. And you won’t run away from me along the path today, today I’m driving the parade!

Cool SMS to your loved one

When people look at the stars and they are far from each other, at that moment they are TOGETHER! Let's meet today at 22.00 near the Big Dipper???

Funny SMS for your beloved guy

My beloved mouse, I love you so much. But please, don’t contradict me too much, otherwise I’ll crush my tail!

Funny good night texts for your loved one

Sleep well this night, don’t play pranks without me, don’t go to the right or to the left!

Cool love sms beloved

As a cat loves a mouse, as a fish loves a worm, so I love you!

Cool SMS to your loved one

One kiss is not enough for me, a hundred - my lips get tired. Well, how to find this golden mean? Come, let's look together!

Funny SMS to my beloved man I miss you

I miss you so much that I can’t even find words to describe. Come quickly, first I’ll start kissing you passionately, and then I’ll try to tell you how much I miss you.

What is love? It's just 6 letters! But which ones are the most dear to my heart. I give them to you forever, please take care of them and love me!

Cool SMS Good night beloved

My beloved, good night! I'll come home at two in the morning!!!

Cool SMS to your loved one

My beloved, text message for you, I have been waiting for you for a long time. Your princess.

Cool SMS messages to your loved one

I don’t know who you are, and why are you with me?... But I know that I can’t live without you, you are my whole world!

Cool SMS for your beloved guy

I want to tell you 3 words: “I love you”!

Cool SMS congratulations to your loved one

Here is a matchbox, there are a lot of matches in it, and they will burn for a long time if you burn them carefully. So you take care of my love, I love you!

Love SMS for your beloved guy is funny

I'm waiting for you, I have no strength. Breakfast and lunch have already passed, and dinner crept up timidly, it’s already time for bed, and I haven’t eaten yet...

Funny SMS to my beloved husband

Love for you resurrects me, but sometimes you kill me. So what should I do: love you or forget you?

Cool SMS Good morning beloved

Did my text wake you up? It’s okay, stop sleeping, get up, my love.

Funny SMS to my loved one I miss you

So I bought myself a new dress, and you’re not around. So I’ll put it on and go to the disco, stand in the middle of the hall and miss you...

Do you want to amuse and please your beloved guy? Then send a funny SMS to his number - a message that will cheer him up and make him laugh. Be sure that your action will find a response in the heart of your loved one and will be reflected nice words thanks to you. This is a good surprise for any guy, especially if your lover has a sense of humor and a cheerful disposition. In addition, after such a cool SMS message, a joyful smile will appear on your lover’s face, and laughter will appear in your soul. Agree that it is always nice when a loved one pays attention to you and spends his time and energy on you. Be sure that the guy will appreciate your action and will thank you with a tender kiss or hug.

Congratulations! You won a gypsy girl in the lottery! If you don’t pick up your prize within 14 days, we’ll send a whole camp!

There are times in men's lives when they are absolutely indifferent to women. These are the 1st, 2nd and 3rd periods of hockey.

Angels of amazing beauty have arrived to tell you, beloved: “You are the best in the world!”

Read this SMS, but don’t erase it, just wait! I wrote it from my heart, and I sent a kiss in it!

Darling, do you have any money? The money you gave this morning suddenly ran out.

Honey, what would you like to receive for your birthday? We need a new iron and vacuum cleaner.

Expensive! Maybe we can go for a walk...shopping?

Darling! Let's run into the store this evening and stay there for an hour and a half.

Honey, come quickly, I miss you! My friend’s phone is busy, and I don’t even have anyone to talk to.

Honey, I bought you a beer! In the evening we will wash my new fur coat.

My sun, Bittner's balm for my wounded soul, Valocordin for my heart, Vishnevsky's ointment for my lacerated wound and festal for my stomach! My thoughts are only about you, oh my hero love story! I kiss you deeply. Yours (name).

Darling! On the way home, stop at the store for bread. Buy milk, butter, three dozen eggs, sausage, sour cream, yogurt, oranges, potatoes, carrots, onions, beets, cabbage, sugar, flour and something for tea.

I'm with my mother, live with whoever you want! I'll come tomorrow afternoon!

You won't get coffee! Not in any sense!

And in some places you’re very Pinocchio!

Please come home early from work today so we can at least spend some time together! I want to move the furniture in the living room today.

Expensive! Be sure to buy 2 kg of butter for dinner.

Have you taken off your pants again and can’t hear the bell?

Expensive! I worry. I put on a short skirt, but no one bothers me. Maybe I look bad?

Darling! Why is it that we can’t do anything?

Come in for a cup of tea, I've prepared some fried chicken.

Cute! We are waiting for you here - me and the beef.

Expensive! Urgently find out my phone number and send it to me via SMS.

All our phones were turned off. Call urgently. Wife.

Cute! Buy sausage, eggs, toilet paper, shampoo and something for dessert.

Expensive! What was 5 minutes today, I want half an hour tomorrow. Your wife.

Darling, call me back where you sent me yesterday.

Cute! Don't even try to eat the roast, it's for the evening. Eat bread, there is plenty of it.

Tremble, scoundrel. I know everything about you and her. Call her and tell her that I know everything about you and her. Call me to find out what I know.

Happy New Year! Come quickly, we need to throw out the old tree. Buy a new tree.

You don't go and don't go. I'm bored. Let's play cities. Ekaterinburg.

Expensive! Have you ever passed your license on the sixth try? What surprises lie in wait there?

Cute! What to do if the hood cannot be picked up with a fingernail?

Darling! I left the garage and have been driving backwards for two weeks now. I really want to learn how to drive forward, otherwise my neck already hurts. Will you teach me when you have time?

Expensive! My friend's husband says he needs the women's panties in the glove compartment to clean the cylinder heads. Tell me, do I also need to have women’s panties in the glove compartment or will men’s panties do?

Darling! You forgot your phone at home.

Cute! At a gas station, do I have to insert the gun into the neck myself, or can I ask the men to do this?

Expensive! Write urgently, how to turn off the engine?

Lost my car. The husband finds out - he will kill! Can you advise me where to get one of these inexpensively for the evening to get away?

Cute! Let's meet tomorrow at the impound lot!

I was scraping snow off the windshield and accidentally pushed it out. Expensive! Can you tell me where to buy a good hairspray or mousse to keep my hairstyle in place? Thank you in advance.

Darling! Can you tell me where I can download ringtones for a car horn?

Darling! My dreams of a knight were shattered by washing your armor.

I have blossomed so much that all my thoughts are now only about pollination.

How are you? Answer faster, deeper, more tenderly...

The ideal man does not drink, does not smoke, does not gamble in casinos, and never argues. And it doesn't exist.

This is not the love of evil - this is a lot of goats. And you are one of them.

Are you sure you've had enough to drink? If you want, sit in a bar with friends, watch football, have dinner at your mom's. Your ideal wife.

Expensive! I decided not to wear clothes at home anymore. With the money saved on dressing gowns, pajamas and negligees, you can buy me a necklace with diamonds or at least a mink coat.

What should I give you for your birthday? If you want, let's go have a beer, and then take a walk and stare at girls in miniatures and cleavage.

I signed up for yoga to help my heels touch my head. Specially for you.

Are you from (city name)? I would never have believed it - he doesn’t swear, he’s not rude, he’s polite...

You're so clever. Doesn't your skull hurt?

What a pity that you finally left yesterday.

Expensive! I feel good with you, safe. Do you still have a lot of money left?

You make me feel so smart!

Cute! I know how much you love your dog. I know that he is the smartest and kindest creature on the planet (after you, of course). But please lock him in another room when we make love. Because every time he runs around the bed, I get the impression that he is waiting for his turn...

Expensive! I know that you cannot live without a computer. But please make sure that I no longer wake up at night screaming: “You bastards! They’re bombing!”, because I hope that when you said that you want me to become blonde, you didn’t mean gray hair...

Expensive! I know that you are very conservative when it comes to socks and are very suspicious about changing them, citing the fact that “I only wore them for a week!” But please, at least put them in the bathroom, and not by the bed, because every night I have the same nightmare - the Nazis and the gas chamber...

I am writing you this modest message, but I myself suffer from ignorance: who are you? Either the spitting image of Brad Pitt, or a direct descendant of Caesar, or maybe you are a Martian or a Chinese policeman?! Answer urgently... I'm at a loss!

Expensive! Out of love for you, I begin to gnaw on all lonely objects, as well as asphalt, compete for the palm for the title of Miss Universe, sing Cuban folk anthems and pester passers-by with obsessive erotic fantasies, which brings them into indescribable delight and tenderness!

Oh, the diamond of my heart, the sapphire of my spine and the ruby ​​of my left lower limb, I am exhausted from the anticipation of meeting you soon! How I crave this (and that too...)!

How can you, my happiness, vegetate without me in this terrible, nasty and cruel world? Don't your enemies offend you, don't they boast of their immeasurable strength, belittling your heroic status? May they fear my righteous wrath, my heavy hand and my sharp word! Your princess.

I’m waiting for you tomorrow, cute, beautiful and charming, at my place. I guarantee partial immunity and a jacuzzi at Vyatka-Avtomat.

Hello. I am the SMS tasked with sending you an unlimited number of the most tender kisses!

Your sexual incontinence is blocking the signal mobile phone. Have sex urgently, otherwise 100 rubles will be withdrawn from your account.